Polite Dick? You're Fucking Kidding Me!

I can't remember what book I was reading... it might have been something by Erica Jong or Xavier Hollander where she described the cock on the guy she was fucking as a "nice, polite, college dick." To me that is about the worst insult I could possibly get... "polite?" OMG! I'd take mean or angry any day over polite!
All dicks have a personality... Hopefully it's just NOT polite!
heres one I think looks a little angry, but certainly not any less beautiful... Wheu!